Trizzle's SocioCat Blog

How do you stay organized? 
Submitted by devillibrarian. 

Trizzle is displeased that Primary Food and Petting Provider has not blogged for him in quite a while. He is further displeased that PFaPP is only blogging now to test something in "Action Streams" which is yet another instance of the FaPPR distracting themselves with irrelevancies when they should be focused on providing food and petting.

Trizzle has been displeased the last PFaPPr cycle by the constant sky water during sky mouse time. It seems that every sky mouse time that Trizzle goes Outside, sky water starts falling and gets Trizzle wet while he performs his appointed duties of hunting and guarding the Contested Zone. Then he has to wait until well after sky mouse disappears and Primary Food and Petting Provider returns.

A few sky mouse cycles ago, Trizzle had to wait in the sky water for even longer than normal, when sky water was falling especially hard. When the Loudfast finally returned and regurgitated Primary Food and Petting Provider, Trizzle explained in detail that he was displeased to have been left out in the sky water, instead of being allowed Inside. where he was supposed to be. As usual, PFaPP babbled nonsense, often repeating what Trizzle had just said but with a bad, even offensive, accent.

Trizzle has attempted to instruct PFaPP to stop the sky water from falling. Since Trizzle knows that PFaPP can control the sky water in the Inside with the elimination rectangle, he should be able to do so Outside as well. And yet he doesn't, despite Trizzle's extensive attempts to explain the situation to him.

In other news, Secondary Food and Petting Provider has returned from her hunting expedition. As usual, she didn't bring any live food back. Trizzle is amazed that the FaPPR put so much effort into hunting when they are so bad at it. Even when they do bring back food, it's nearly always food that has been long dead (though still delicious.) She did use the soft rectangle to remove the sky water from his fur, which pleased Trizzle.

Editor's note: if you are having trouble figuring out what Trizzle is talking about, please ready my post A Guide to Cat Vocabulary.

Trizzle is displeased the PFaPPer has disappeared and he cannot blog
properly without him. There is much to report. Last night, in the
absence of said FaPPer, Trizzle tried the elevated sleeping platform
with the SFaPPer on it and found it satisfactory if a bit more bouncy.

At early sky mouse rising time, Trizzle went downstairs and saw an
aus-animal at the clear rectangle in the room with the big elevated
platform where growl likes to sit with the good smelling soft rectangle. Trizzle
was very displeased and afraid, so afraid that when the SFaPPer
opened the egress rectangle, Trizzle momentarily lost it and bit her
ankle out of fear, to make her close the egress rectangle. But then
he was very sorry and brushed the ankle and purred and let himself be
picked up.

Later the aus-creature was gone and Trizzle was able to go Outside.

that there is now a Black Cats group on Vox. However, he is displeased that the group icon is of Small, and not him. He assumes Primary Food and Petting Provider will remedy the situation immediately. 

During sky mouse rising time, Trizzle returned from Outside, to find Primary Food and Petting Provider sitting in the room with the large elevated rectangle, babbling with an aus-FAPPer that Trizzle had never seen before. Trizzle was displeased because he desired petting and food to be provided, but couldn't fully enjoy it since he had to monitor the aus-FaPPer and determine that it was not a threat.  He explained at length to PFaPP what the situation was and how to rectify it, but he just continued babbling at the aus-FAPPer.

Small informs me that Primary and Secondary Food and Petting Providers have been talking about something called "Christmas" which she says happens in the time of shortest sky mouse time. Trizzle is displeased that Small is better informed than he is. Small also said that Primary Food and Petting Provider refered to a "cat sitter" (cat being what the PFaPPR call us) which she thinks is some kind of substitute food and petting provider, such as came long in the past, during longest sky mouse time. Trizzle doesn't really remember, but he is disturbed that both food and petting provider might leave.

What are the things in life that you're truly passionate about? 
Submitted by Jess.

Trizzle is passionate about hunting. He gets up very early in the morning, leaving the warm PFaPP sleeping rectangle and going out through the small ingress rectangles to the Outside. Sometimes he does not return until well after the end of Sky Mouse Time. He doesn't always catch anything, but he knows that he still has to go out every day and show up. You never know when delicious ground or sky food will present itself.

Have you ever Googled your own name? How did you feel about the results?
Submitted by elen.

Trizzle had Primary Food and Petting Provider Google for him, since he has no idea what you are talking about. He was displeased to find that the top hit was http://www.trizzle.net/ which says:

Looking for funny, wierd, cool, gross, silly, cute or amazing pictures? We have the finest quality images on the net.

Second highest hit was the UrbanDictionary. Trizzle was displeased to learn that name means, among other things, "true" or "marijuana" (which PFaP informs me is a kind of human catnip.)

Show us what you're thankful for.

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What are you thankful for?

Trizzle is thankful for for the abundant food and petting that Primary and Secondary Providers provide for him. Trizzle ils pleased that the FAPPRers that were assigned to him are so competent and dedicated to their jobs.

Trizzle is also thankful for:

* live food, both sky and ground.
* early sky mouse time
* sleeping nex to Primary Food and Petting Provider on the elevated sleeping platform.
* sleeping on Primary Food and Petting Provider's lap while he glowing rectangle hunts.

What's your sign?  What do you think of astrology and horoscopes?

Trizzle is informed that he is a Cancer, having been born on 7/17. However, he suspects that, like all cats, he is really a Leo.

Trizzle is okay with astrology as long as it encouages and doesn't interfere with the provision of food and petting. He suggests the following be a sample of an acceptable horoscope:

Today would be a good day to provide your cat with lots of food and petting.